Stuart the Jewish Turtle

Originally published in The Forward, January 9, 2009 issue. Click The Forward link for a larger version and reader comments.

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1. Er, what’s the point of this cartoon? That the Jewish establishment can rant and rave all to itself and the rest of America could give a turtle’s ass?

   Comment by B.BarNavi — January 11, 2009 @ 11:13 pm

2. It is a challenging metaphor, that contemporary Jewish imploded resentment is like being in a glass tank, in a carapace, while the world goes its own way. I have to think it through but it is an interesting idea.

   Comment by Pinchas Giller — January 20, 2009 @ 12:17 am

3. Hi Eli.
   Rabbi Jeffrey Cohen and Jewdas enjoy your work and wondered if you would be interested in designing a flyer to our next event, and/or even writing a comic.
   Jewdas is a radical, subversive diaspora group based in England. Our next event is
   2nd incarnation of the Rootless Cosmopolitan Yeshiva, March 5th 2009, we’ll be hosting a number of Rabbis, academics and teachers leading short seminars on subjects of their choices to a varied audience of Jews and non-jews. As ever, the event is designed to further our aspirations of promoting an alternative and radical form of Judaism which challenges the authority of those who seek to represent Jews in the UK, presents a form of Judaism which is rooted in a mix of humour, performance, text study and academic thought and creates a diasporic consciousness within Judaism, which brings with it a necessarily radical politics.

   The details from the last yeshiva even can be found here and our website is at jewdas.org.
   We could even pay you ( a bit anyway)

   Does this interest you?

   Yours,

   Sarah
   (Rabbi Jeffrey’s Private Secretary.)

   Comment by Rabbi Jeffrey Cohen — January 22, 2009 @ 8:04 am

4. Now, reverse the races, where the WHITE is the turtle,thinking about all the horrors that have been inflicted upon Our race and declining population,and intermarrying with non-Whites.Not to mention all the relentless anti-White-ism that spewed endlessly from major TV networks ,newspapers,and movies – all owned by racist jews that want to genocide Whitey off the face of the Earth,and the decades of FAKE sympathizing of Blacks and the manipulation of them as a weapon to assault,rape and murder innocent Whites,the promoting of their “athletes”,no-talent “comedians”,retarded “intellectuals”,”poets”,”columnists”,hideous “music artists,and so on and so on.And the psychological posoning that does to Our souls and minds,in spite of all the great innovations to make life and living conditions so much better in less than a mere 500 years.Go on, get rid of us! You jews think you’ve had it bad at the hands of Whites,you think you’ll be able to just brush off the Shwartzes because they’re so stupid( And they are….), you couldn’t be more naive.

   Comment by Phineas — February 3, 2009 @ 1:12 pm

5. And how could I forget? The decades of jewish-engineered media propaganda about the very things also listed, to create self-loathing,White Guilt, about Our “crimes” against various non-Whites,specifically,the Blacks. This has been accomplished by never teaching White youth about Whites’ history of being brutalized by non-Whites through at least the 700s through the early 1800s. Ghengis Khan,Atilla the Hun and all their armies that ravaged,raped,pillaged and enslaved many areas of Eastern Europe,the Bubonic Plague ( Mainly Chinese rats ),and Muslims; The Moors invading,raping,pillaging and enslaving Spain and southern France for 700 YEARS,sending at least half-a-million White slaves to North Africa.Then,after We kicked the m out, the MUSLIM Barbary Pirates then spent the 1500s to the early 1800s invaded,ravaging coastal villages along the European coasts – from Italy all the way up to Iceland,dragging at least another half million innocent Whites to North Africa,for slavery.Not to mention the Ottoman Empire. And it’s all the fault of self-loathing Whites,brainwashed by the jewish-created( ADMIT IT!!!! ) mindset of Communism,Marxism,Fabian Socialism,etc,etc, whose cornerstone of it’s belief,is “Blame Whitey for all the ills in the world.” Too many Whites( Mostly of the Silver Spoon variety ) have fallen for this BS, and it’s long overdue to de-program them from it, and for you to give my race the freedom back,to do so.

   Comment by Phineas — February 3, 2009 @ 1:26 pm

6. EV, did you let Stormfront in here?

   Comment by B.BarNavi — February 25, 2009 @ 7:21 pm

7. This is fantastic.
   This is exactly what the average conservative Zionist Jewish people, who represent virtually no one but whose weird extreme opinions are the default in our public space, are like. Two things for looking at: the hatred, the deep-seated murderous hatred which pretends to justify itself with nonsensical racial legends (like Exodus, or like Hitler stoking the idea that everybody in the world hated Germany and ganged together to keep the emerging German superpower back) because somehow revenge is supposed to be morally superior to a simpler hatred. We saved these people, we bought into and I still fully believe in their liberal doctrines of assimilation and co-existence (Israel is actually demonstrating the futility of old-style nationalisms), and they absolutely despise us.
   The woman who escaped from Kiryas Yoel had like the average Israeli been told monstrous lies about the evil goyim, and their completely meaningless hatred, and what they would do to her and so forth, and in escaping from an extreme religious cult (like a German prisoner who was told he would be “inglourious basterded” by capturing Allies and is instead allowed more food than he got in the Wehrmacht) the happy surprise of tolerance becomes the single greatest weapon against all hatreds.
   The other thing is commenter BarNavi. Generally the Jew is the smartest and/or the most articulate guy in the room, always with an observation that is at worst relevant, but when Israel or the topic of themselves comes up, there is this obviously fake, studied, willful ignorance. Even Jon Stewart goes in for this crap. Guys, we can tell. It becomes a functional imprimatur of accuracy that you get such reviews (“I just don’t see where you’re going with this”). Then again the Israeli ambassador to Sweden reacted to a complex art installation (actually created by an Israeli expat) by attempting to physically destroy it while calling everyone in the room a Nazi, so at least they’re not doing that to you. The thing that really scares me about the willfully-ignorant set is when they decide to destroy you nonviolently by creating a totally false rumor, then making it the accepted version of reality through the oft-remarked Korean media. You wake up one morning and you’re a paederast, or a rageaholic, or they find a disgruntled former coworker who’s willing to talk bad about you. So fake puzzlement is better than that.

   Comment by Name Required — August 19, 2009 @ 7:42 pm

8. Or you know who is just like this bit has better shells is Pam from the blog Atlas Shrugs. I cannot watch her videos without pissing myself with laughter, that is until she pulls out her gun and reminds me what country this is. You say “tomato” and she says “the Jew is the canary in the coalmine.”

   Comment by Name Required — August 19, 2009 @ 7:45 pm

9. Fuck! Why can’t there be a single character in movies, TV, comics named STUART who isn’t some kind of psychotic or Caspar Milquetoast?? Why couldn’t this angry turtle be called ALbert??

   Comment by Shimshon STU — September 17, 2009 @ 2:27 pm

10. To phineas, JEWS are WHITES… Stupid asshole, if you become a voodoo master you won’t become black yourself? Get it, a religion is not a race… And second point, to all the other, it’s hard to think that jewish people are paranoid when your whole website (and there’s many others’) is full of antisemistic comments…

    Comment by Saskia — December 17, 2009 @ 6:07 am

11. Fuckin damned bag of shit of phineas, there’s no whites, stupid shit eater, there’s caucasians… No ‘whites’. Go fuck your mother and your father.

    Comment by Saskia — December 17, 2009 @ 6:08 am

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